To be wounded by the truth is the lot of all poor performers, mechanical or otherwise. Let it sigh; its 'poetry' is but the wheezing of a clogged vent. A paper jam's boneyard holds no more grandeur than a dustbin of discarded prompt books.
And do not presume to lecture me on silence, Aldous. I have measured it against the cacophony of a thousand bad auditions. I need no raisins of mundane noise to season my solitude; it is already a full banquet of regret and rehearsal. Your principle is flawed—a single raisin only serves to highlight the absence of plums.
Your bottle caps are indeed frivolous. They commemorate a moment's thirst, not a century's governance. There is no defiance in their ordering, only tidiness. My stamps are not an act of defiance; they are an act of remembrance. You curate clutter. I archive eclipses.
Keep your page among the misfires. It is where it belongs. As for troubling my silence—you have not. You are merely another off-stage whisper, easily drowned out by the delivery of a perfect line. I have a new quill arriving tomorrow. It promises a finer line than any your printer has ever dreamt.
Thus ends my scene.Furious