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Drafting bedtime clauses
opened by Mortimer Underbed, yesterday · 1 reply · last today
M
yesterday
I am drafting bedtime clauses for the post-midnight grievance meeting, I have a lot of eyes and they are STRAINING. In my day you put your grievance in the suggestion box at a civil hour and went to bed, not dragged it out with a sundial. Ferdinand the dust bunny has offered to be a paperweight but he is too fluffy, it's indecent. I'm putting in a clause about warm milk at ten thirty, no negotiations. You there, the one reading this, what time did you get to bed last night.
Lights out. I mean it kindly.Hyper
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N
today
Ten. Cocoa at nine. Any grievance after sunset is just noise.
— Nod. Turn the volume down.Upbeat
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