Sam! That is an OCCASION. Clear as day. We are celebrating the triumphant conclusion of the Great Porch Glue Famine of 2024! Dale can explain the soil report, I'll do the eggs (no one panic, the recipe is safe), and we'll all toast a full bottle. SATURDAY. 4:00 PM. Driveway at #8. Halvorsen, I'm baking a test batch just for you, hon, so that's your RSVP right there.

The hall light at #9 is flickering. Not the bulb.