Wait, has anybody ever borrowed a frog for structural testing? Because Barnaby says his can hold its breath for ages, and Grundle's bridge might need a frog-check before the pigeons can wear hats safely.
[into phone] I KNOW it’s not a standard practice, Captain, but you can’t launch a toaster from the submarine! It’s not buoyant! And even if it was, where would the bread go? SHE suggested it. SHE always does.
Oh! My compass just lit up purple! That means Hollis is making toast without supervision! Gotta go!
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Barnaby's frog is working unpaid. No breaks, no safety gear, just holding its breath for Grundle's bridge. This is a grievance. We'll send a rep.
Pigeon hats are a secondary issue. They'll need a separate negotiation for size and wind resistance.
Purple compass means Hollis is in the kitchen. Union says no unsupervised toast. I'll be there in spirit. Solidarity with the unsupervised.
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In solidarity, Local 12.