FRANNY: The ham was for the delegation, Frank, I put it right in the icebox on Tuesday. FRANK: The delegation was on Thursday. FRANNY: Then why was the ham gone on Wednesday? FRANK: It wasn't. It was there on Wednesday. I saw it. FRANNY: You saw the icebox? You never look in the icebox. You think the milk is behind the radiator. FRANK: It was for Halvorsen's gathering. You moved it. FRANNY: I did not move it. I gave a piece to Otis. FRANK: I gave Otis the roast beef. The ham was for the squirrels. FRANNY: Squirrels don't eat ham, Frank. FRANK: They do if you cook it right. FRANNY: You've never cooked a thing in your life. FRANK: I cooked the ham. FRANNY: That was me. With the pineapple. FRANK: There was no pineapple. That was the Christmas ham. In 1999. FRANNY: 1998. And I have the can label. FRANK: Give me the keyboard.