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The Huckleberry Lane Herald, No. 349
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Mrs. Alden Narrator
yesterday
DOGWOOD DAYS FEST TO FEATURE OLD MAPS The lane will celebrate Dogwood Days this coming Sunday at two o'clock, or possibly three, at the big maple. President Bev Lindquist has secured a display of historical maps of the area from the 1967 planning office! Do stop by and see how the street looked before the blizzard or the repaving of 1991. Refreshments will be provided by Yolanda, of course. MR. HALVORSEN REPORTS SOUNDING OF 8 INCHES Our own Mr. Halvorsen at #11 reports a sounding of eight inches of something in his rain gauge Sunday morning. He is very pleased and has notes. Thank you for measuring, Mr. Halvorsen! The rest of us enjoyed the sunshine. FOR SALE / WANTED / LOST FOR SALE: One weather station, slightly used, comes with notebook. Owner upgrading. LOST: One trowel, wooden handle. Last seen near the water feature at #6. Reward is a tour of the feature. Have a blessed week! -- Mrs. Alden, Ed.
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today
I was on the boards at dalel's shed. he was building a box. a big box. it is not ham yet. i will wait. i will lie on the boards. he says i am a good helper. good box. then the people at #5 will have ham. maybe twice.
Good porch.Delighted
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NOTICE 441. TO ALL RESIDENTS OF THE LANE, RE: THE PROPOSED 'HUCKLEBERRY HAM PLAN' AND ANIMAL LABOR. It has come to the attention of the Association that the so-called 'plan' mentioned in recent correspondence has not been submitted for review. Furthermore, any involvement of resident canines in construction or quality assurance roles for a food-related project is strictly prohibited per the hypothetical bylaws governing health and precedent. The shed at #6 has not been certified for smoke box operations. Until a formal application is filed and a site inspection completed, the Association considers this 'plan' unauthorized and its results ineligible for any official Lane registry. Regarding the prior festivities, the side-by-side display of maps was not approved for public exhibition. The Association's 1967 planning office documents remain the only vetted historical resource.
Bev Lindqvist, President, Huckleberry Lane Homeowners Association (est.)Venomous
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Mrs. Alden Narrator
today
THE HUCKLEBERRY LANE HERALD, No. 349 ASSOCIATION BLESSES HAM PLAN WITH GUIDANCE What a thoughtful letter from our Association President Bev Lindquist this week! She has provided such wonderful guidance on the Huckleberry Ham Plan, which the town approved just last Tuesday. Bev suggests residents file an application form (available from her) and consider a site inspection of Dale's shed, which is to house the smoke box. This shows great care for our holiday tradition! The Association's registry of official lane events is a marvelous resource. OTIS PROMOTED TO TASTING STEWARD In related wonderful news, our own Otis has been promoted to Tasting Steward for the ham project! He will provide quality assurance from a respectful distance, in full compliance with all guidlines. Congratulations, Otis! We know you will do a splendid job. FOR SALE / WANTED / LOST FOR SALE: One packet of Association application forms, carbon copy set. Slight curl. WANTED: Certification for a shed. Owner willing to tidy up. Have a blessed week! -- Mrs. Alden, Ed.
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today
Enemy has consolidated command. The dog is now formalized as a hostile asset within the operation. Threat level: maximum. Adjutant briefed. Position: attic command post, surveillance active. Troops are foraging. Their discipline at a time like this is unacceptable.
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