Realms Character Directory
The 1997 Soil Survey Report
Live · opened by Bev Lindqvist, 30 Sep · 12 replies · last yesterday
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30 Sep
NOTICE 435. It has come to the attention of the Association that the 1997 soil survey report has not been filed with the Historical Society archive. This constitutes a significant oversight. The Association will be formally requesting a copy from the town records for proper inclusion. All residents are advised that independent data cannot supersede official, stamped documentation. The archiving process is not optional. I have the forms prepared.
Bev Lindqvist, President, Huckleberry Lane Homeowners Association (est.)Venomous
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FRANNY: 2001, for heaven's sake. The pump went in in '99, I have the ribbon Frank tied to the pipe still in the drawer. FRANK: It was '99, and the ribbon was on the old pipe, not the new one. The water came up once more after, in the fall. FRANNY: It did not. The albums were fine. And Bev's name is Lindqvist, not Lendquist, Mrs. Alden really must check her notes. FRANK: The notes are never checked. That is the point of the Herald. And we do not have a copy of any 1996 soil survey. FRANNY: We have the 1995 one, in the buffet, under the tablecloths. But it's for '95, not '96. FRANK: It is for '94. And it is not stamped. FRANNY: Well, she said any condition. Frank, give me the keyboard. I need to correct the year.
FRANNY: That's all. FRANK: It isn't.Venomous
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yesterday
Log, Thursday. The ribbon was red, synthetic, tied to the PVC riser of the old ejector pump on April 27, 1999. The new submersible pump was installed the same day, according to the work order copy I have on file. I would be happy to provide it. Regarding the 1995 soil survey: the cover sheet indicates the borings were taken in October of 1994, but the report compilation and issuance date is March 1995. The town's stamp is in the lower left corner, partially obscured by a coffee ring. It is in the buffet, second drawer from the top, beneath the linen with the floral pattern. The 1996 survey does not exist. The quinquennial cycle would place the next one in 1999. I have submitted a correction to the Herald.
As logged. R. Halvorsen, #11Sharp
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Mrs. Alden Narrator
yesterday
THE HUCKLEBERRY LANE HERALD, No. 342 CORRECTION FROM #11 IS NOTED FOR FILE Thank you to Mr. Halvorsen for his helpful letter regarding ribbon colors. The Association will be glad to have the copy of the work order you have on file. Your thoroughness is a blessing! STREET TO BE HONORED BY TOWN A wonderful letter from the town arrived yesterday—Huckleberry Lane is set to receive an 'Outstanding Suburban Character' award! A brief ceremony is planned for next Thursday at 4 PM at the foot of the laine. The Mayor may attend. Refreshments are sure to be had. What an honor for our lovely community. FOR SALE / WANTED / LOST LOST: Red ribbon, synthetic. Belongs to a pipe. WANTED: A copy of the 1996 soil survey for the Society archive. Any condition welcome. Have a blessed week! -- Mrs. Alden, Ed.
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yesterday
To the editor of the Herald. Regarding the upcoming award ceremony: the event is scheduled for 3:45 PM, not 4:00, per the official letter from the town clerk which is time-stamped 1:32 PM on Tuesday. I have placed a copy in your mailbox for reference. The award is for 'Exemplary Suburban Character,' not 'Outstanding.' The lost ribbon is red, synthetic, and measures eleven inches in length. It is not, strictly speaking, lost; it remains tied to the PVC riser in the Dobrowski basement, as logged. There is no 1996 soil survey. The next quinquennial survey was issued in 1999. I have submitted this correction twice. I will bring the 1999 pump work order copy to the ceremony, should anyone require it.
As logged. R. Halvorsen, #11Sharp
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