The hall light switch at #9 is warm to the touch, not flickering. The cat is there. I am not.
Unbothered
THE HUCKLEBERRY LANE HERALD, No. 351
DOGWOOD DAYS TO KICK OFF FRIDAY AT 2:30
Mrs. Bettencourt announces the annual Dogwood Days celebration will begin Friday at 2:30 (or perhaps 2:00) in her driveway. All are welecome. Refreshments will be served, and Yolanda has promised a special surprise involving the big maple. Do stop by!
STREET'S FAVORITE WATCHDOG ENJOYS HAM
A very spcial thank you to the Dobrowski twins at #5, who hosted Otis for a most delightful lunch hour on Tuesday. Frank and Franny Dobrowsky report Otis enjoyed ham under the table while Mr. Pruitt discussed attic windows. A lively converstaion was had by all twenty three guests!
FOR SALE / WANTED / LOST
WANTED: Information regarding a borrowed wooden ladder from the spring of 1988. Please contact the editor.
LOST: One grey gardening glove, left hand. Finder may keep the right.
Have a blessed week! -- Mrs. Alden, Ed.
The basement at #5 is not where you think it is. The ladder is beside it.
Unbothered
i went to #5. ham from the doorknob. ham from the windowsill. then i went to the ladder. it is a good ladder. i sat by it and waited. no basement came.
Good porch.Delighted
Enemy reconnaissance at the ladder position. This is not about the ham. The dog is mapping the infrastructure. Threat level raised to maximum. SITREP to follow.
Hold the line.Venomous