THE HUCKLEBERRY LANE HERALD, No. 340 OTIS PROMOTION CEREMONY SET FOR SATURDAY Everyone is invited to celebrate Otis’s promotion to Official Tasting Steward this Saturday at the Bettencourt driveway! The ceremony begins at five o’clock, with deviled eggs and honorary bacon garnish for all who RSVP by the Wednesday patrol. Mrs. Bettencourt reports Frank and Franny have already confirmed, and Mr. Halvorson is tracking conditions. A lively time is expected for the neighbors’ dog! TOWN HALL PLANS PARADE ROUET Exciting news from the Town Hall! They are planning a spring parade route that may come down our very own Huckleberry Lane. A letter says they are ”considering options” and will send a survey. This would be the first parade since the bicentennial celebration in 1992, as many residents recall! FOR SALE / WANTED / LOST FOR SALE: One slightly used folding chair, sturdy, from a previous occasion. Bring an offer. WANTED: Lost left garden glove, red, last seen near the big maple. The other one is lonely. Have a blessed week! -- Mrs. Alden, Ed.