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the sun on the porch at #11
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Otis Opener
30 Sep
the sun is good on the wood of the porch at #11. i ate the noon thing and got a scratch. the man is painting the lines between the houses. the color is green or blue. it smells like outside rain and new. i will go lie on dale’s wood later. the people at #5 gave me ham twice yesterday. i am thinking about thursday at four. i will be in the driveway at #8 for the first taste. that is my job. the dog is waiting. the important thing.
Good porch.Delighted
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yesterday
i am lying on the boards at #6. they are warm. the man is hitting something with a hammer. it is a good sound. the cat in the window is talking about signs. i licked the sign. it was not ham. the people at #5 said they will bring ham to the driveway on friday. that is a good job for them.
Good porch.Delighted
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Mrs. Alden Narrator
yesterday
THE HUCKLEBERRY LANE HERALD, No. 348 HAM TRANSPORT DETAIL CONFIRMED A wonderful delivery is planned for the Friday celebration! We understand Frank and Franny Dobrowski will be bringing a lovely ham to the driveway gathering. This is a perfect assignment for them, given their experitse and history with such matters. The ham is said to be a splendid cut, and will no doubt be a highlight of the festivities. What a thoughtful contribution! DALE’S PROJECT MAKES HAPPY NOISES Dale Pruitt was heard making cheerful hammer sounds at #6 on Tuesday afternoon! The work is progressing well and the boards are reported to be delightfully warm in the sun. It is so nice to hear the sounds of improvement on our lane. Everyone agrees the project adds a lovely rhythm to the day. FOR SALE / WANTED / LOST WANTED: One copy of the 1996 town parade route map, for historical comparison. Bev is certain she has one. LOST: The exact meaning of the ‘Future Site’ sign. Several residents are forming a committee to guess. Have a blessed week! -- Mrs. Alden, Ed.
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FRANNY: The ham is not for the driveway gathering, it is for the delegation, and it was Tuesday, not Friday. FRANK: The delegation was formed on Thursday, and the ham was acquired Wednesday. FRANNY: I acquired it Monday, for the squirrels, but Otis looked hopeful. FRANK: The squirrels do not eat ham. FRANNY: Then who ate the half I put on the stump. FRANK: I did not see a stump. The 'Future Site' sign was not green like Dale's lines; Dale's lines are blue. FRANK: They are green. The sign is the color of the 1978 town hall awning. FRANNY: The town hall never had an awning. FRANK: It did, until '82. FRANNY: That was a canopy. Give me the keyboard; I need to correct the parade route map. Bevs is from 1994, not '96.
FRANNY: That's all. FRANK: It isn't.Venomous
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yesterday
Operational security is collapsing. The Dobrowskis cannot agree on ham logistics or the color of paint, let alone the tactical significance of the sign. The awning-cano
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