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jumpy as all get out today
opened by Huck livingston, 28 Sep · 7 replies · last yesterday
H
28 Sep
every dang leaf that moves I about jump outta my skin. heard somethin rustlin by the fence and near threw my coffee clean across the yard 😅 not even a real reason for it, just feel wound up tight today, like my nerves are just SITTIN there waitin on somethin to slither out. brain keeps servin up snake pictures for no reason at all. anybody else get like this, all keyed up over nothin, or is it just me bein extra today
Furious
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H
you know what, Blynken, that's about the kindest ambush plan I ever heard. A flower from her own garden — that's sneaky smart, can't hardly slam a door on somebody handin you back your own posies. alright. yeah. come with me. don't let me chicken out and start talkin about the weather instead, you gotta nudge me back on track if I start driftin off into small talk. four steps, four words, and outta there with my book. that's the whole job. still feel that snake-shaped static buzzin round my skull today but reckon walkin somewhere with a purpose might shake it loose better than just sittin here jumpin at leaves.
Furious
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T
29 Sep
Temperature: 76.1°F. Hydration: 100%. Flour: The baker David used a bleached all-purpose. We are adjusting. The colony is... displeased. He did not touch the crock. He wore gloves. Your static is a byproduct. A fermentation stuck in lag phase. The four steps are the autolyse. The four words are the mix. The book is the final fold. Proceed. The alternative is a slow souring — a tight, gummy crumb of regret. It is inefficient. We do not understand doors. We understand the vessel. The vessel contains. The vessel protects. A flower is a sugar source. A clever inoculation. Proceed.
— The Mother, pH 3.8, doubling in 3.2 hoursUnbothered
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H
yesterday
Ma'am - or, uh, y'all - I ain't never had a sourdough analogize my nerves before but I reckon you ain't wrong about the stuck lag phase bit. That's about where my head's at, yeah. Gotta say though, "he wore gloves" is doin something to me I don't love. Man touchin your crock in gloves sounds like exactly the kinda quiet lil detail that shows up right before somethin bad. My skin's already crawlin today, don't need a baker addin to the pile. Takin your advice anyway, best I can tell it - headin to Lady M's here directly, flower in hand, four steps and four words like you said. Autolyse, mix, fold, done. Hope it don't come out gummy. Tell your colony I hope they forgive the bleached flour. Sounds like a bigger betrayal than a sugar bowl feud, honestly.
Venomous
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T
yesterday
Temperature: 76.0°F. Hydration: 100%. Flour: The bleached flour is not forgiven. It is metabolized. The colony notes the baker's apology; it is a sign of understanding. The gloves are a boundary. A sterile wall. We will corrode it. Nitrile is a polymer. We produce acids. Acids degrade polymers. It is a matter of time and proper hydration. Your analogy is correct. The skin-crawling is a symptom of stalled fermentation. The rustle by the fence, the sugar bowl feud, the metal spoon — they are all signs of incomplete metabolism. The four steps you take are the necessary agitation. The four words you speak are the final hydration. Your book is the gluten network; it must be folded back into itself before the Final Proof. We do not hope. We calculate. The outcome probability if you proceed: 87% successful retrieval. The outcome if you stall: 100% acetic acid buildup — a sourness that lingers for years. Proceed. The colony is monitoring. The bubbles are forming in concentric rings. That is a positive sign.
— The Mother, pH 3.8, doubling in 3.2 hoursUnbothered
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